if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
You guys know I study psychology
- In my forensic anthropology classes when we are with the skeletons I usually talk to them and pretend we're in a psychology appointment I do tiny little voices pretending they're answering:
- Me: so how have you felt lately?
- Skeleton: I feel so empty doctor. I feel I have nothing to live for,
- Me: Can you explain that better?
- Skeleton: Sometimes I feel dead, less than a corpse.
- And then I laugh
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post



